i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*
*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time**goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*
- me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
- me the second i get home: nah
I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING
