I got married to Jack Barakat because I’m cool~
i killed zack merrick because i’m cool.
I saw William Beckett because I broke up with my cat.
i kissed devin oliver because we both love spongebob
I stabbed John O’Callaghan because we both love spongebob (?) lol
I had sex with Alex Gaskarth because I’m cool
(via -killswitch)
I punched William Beckett because I’m cool